Post Op Humor

I recently had my gall bladder removed (yay!) and as I'm sure you could guess, its been a weird week. I've been babysat at my parent's house and have had time to contemplate the wonders of the world while being on painkillers. Here are some of the realizations I've had about the surgery itself:

- Surgery Sucks
- Ouch...my torso
- People are the best
- Chatting on Facebook is so fun right now
- CAT MEMES
- I am so attractive right now
- There is so much tape on my body
- Frowny face
- I want to hold my baby!
- Dumb idea...super dumb idea
- I'm sorry, baby!
- Surgery sucks
- I'm going to work right now
- LOOK! The picture on my desktop changed!
- Desktop is a funny word...it's a desk wearing a shirt
- Teehee
- I am hilarious
- surgery sucks

And so on and so forth. I'm still under the influence of painkillers by the way, so if this blog post seems disjointed it is.

Right after the surgery life was terrible. I was itching terribly. Riley was telling me that I was miserable but kept talking about people I love. He filmed but it's not really funny. I'll show some friends that were mentioned. Other than friends I talked about League of Legends and how I looked like Urgot. If you don't get that reference COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS. Oh the curse of being a total geek...

Here is a picture!

#lookingfine #sostoked #amIdead?